The Wisecracking Cultivator

Su Xiaoman, an overworked office worker stuck in a 996 schedule, transmigrated as a minor villain who was destined to be used as a stepping stone from the start, and got bound to a rebellious, snarky System.

The female emperor said, "Prepare to die," and he shot back, "Back at you!" Her sword qi turned a corner and opened a hidden dungeon.

An elder called him "useless," and he fired back, "If you're so good, you do it!" The elder immediately reached enlightenment and ascended.

When he realized that every sarcastic remark warped the laws of Heaven and triggered celestial phenomena, he understood that this world wasn't as simple as he'd thought...

When everyone was convinced he was an unrivaled master, Su Xiaoman was lamenting on the Heavenly Secrets Forum: "Who pinned my heroic deeds as a trending post?"