I Repaired the Milky Way

I used to be a laid-back honey badger, roaming the world for fun. I never expected to end up on Mars. Not only did I use my weapon to save a busload of people, I also became famous throughout the galaxy. The Empire actually wants me to be its emperor? Well, I suppose I’ll accept. If she weren’t here, I’d have run off without a second thought. I never wanted the job in the first place.