Critical Hits in Cultivation: Winning Back My Childhood Sweetheart!

After transmigrating to the world of immortal cultivation, I became a lowly rogue cultivator. My childhood sweetheart came to tell me she was marrying someone else, and my whole world came crashing down. Luckily, I awakened a Critical Hit System. Give female cultivators gifts, and the System rewards me with critical-hit cashback. Give away the Clear Shadow Sword, and get the Human Emperor Sword in return! Give away a Longevity Pill, and get a God-Demon Pill in return! Give away a Seven-Colored Treasure Lotus, and get a Ninth-Grade Green Lotus in return! Everyone calls me a simp, but let me make this clear: I'm a freaking war wolf!