A Cute Kitten Falls from the Sky, and Her Uncles Line Up to Rub Her Belly

Yuanyuan the kitten used every connection in the cat world to find her mother, only to strike a deal with Grandpa Heavenly Dao. After descending to the mortal realm, the bald-from-all-the-petting Yuanyuan clenched her paw and swore: First, reform her villainous uncles, then take down the big bad who keeps trying to steal her mother! Her eldest uncle is a battle god and an oily domineering CEO (symptoms: saying “The weather’s getting cold, time to destroy the Wang family” every day). Her gentle second uncle is a twisted yandere (dangerous habit: waving a knife at her mother). Her sunny third uncle is a police station VIP (achievement: summoned his parents for the seventh time this month). So Yuanyuan smacks down her eldest uncle’s CEO talk with one paw: “It’s getting cold. You should buy kitty some cans!” She pins her second uncle’s scalpel with another paw: “Begone, demonic aura! Uncle, cuddle me!” Then she grabs her third uncle by the scruff: “If you fight today, you get no treats tomorrow!” When the big bad who keeps trying to steal her mother’s affection sneaks a handhold with her mother for the 108th time while Yuanyuan isn’t looking, The furious Yuanyuan pounces and bites his trouser leg: “Bad guy, let go of my mommy!” The Demon Venerable lifts the squishy little dumpling and raises an eyebrow. “Call me Daddy, and I’ll buy you every can of cat food in the world.”