Xuanhuan: All My Disciples Have Immortal Bodies

[No System] [Lighthearted comedy] Xu Lin transmigrates to the Immortal Martial Continent and summons players from Blue Star to descend upon it in the form of a virtual game. “Are all my disciples immortal?” [Current Top Player]: With immortality and sacrifice, I can tank an Immortal Emperor head-on. [Grind King]: With self-destruct and rebirth, I can fight my way into the Immortal Palace. Watching this group of disciples, Xu Lin realizes they’re getting more and more off track on the path to immortality. He teaches them Palm Thunder, and they go and build hand grenades. He teaches them teleportation arrays, and they use them to teleport manure. What do you do if a fellow disciple gets infected with demonic energy? Cut them down and bring them back to life. What if a forbidden technique is too powerful? Just blow up your own side along with the enemy. This game is so realistic!