I Wanted to Show Off, but the Zhu Family Overheard My Thoughts

By chance, Zhou Jie traveled to an old man from the Hongwu Dynasty, and was accidentally told by the system that he could get rewards as long as he ruined his body. As long as Zhu Yuanzhang killed him or waited for this body to die of old age, he could return to modern times and become a rich man. However, his performance was not smooth. What? Bei Yuan called? Don't ask me, I'm going to mess it up! What? The court has no money or food? Don't ask me, I'm going to mess it up! What? The imperial court wants new firearms? Don't ask me, I'm going to mess it up! What? The imperial court wants to conquer all nations? Don't ask me, I... Fuck you! Lao Zhu, you are the time traveler!