The System Has Gone Mad and Wants Me to Brainwash the Entire Journey to the West

Shi Tou transmigrated and was bound to a sign-in System. But since he was a stone, he could never complete the beginner quest. After he and the System had tormented each other for who knew how many ages, the place where he lived became Flower Fruit Mountain. When Sun Wukong was born, the commotion jolted him awake, and the System changed too, becoming a Crazy System. All he had to do was drive other people crazy to grow stronger. From then on, the Journey to the West began to change: a wildly revamped pilgrimage team, and heavenly officials who showed up but did no work. They traveled west, driving people crazy the whole way. At last, in the Great Hall of the Buddha, Sun Wukong bared his teeth at the Tathagata and asked, “Master! From now on, do you rule Spirit Mountain? You're the Buddha now!” Tang Sanzang: “Isn't that a little inappropriate?” The Tathagata: “Well, at least my second disciple is fairly…” Tang Sanzang: “Where are my sunglasses?” With his sunglasses on, he couldn't care less about anyone! Tang Sanzang: “This humble monk has come from the Great Tang in the east to the Western Heaven, to ask the Buddha to abdicate!”