Let Me Go! I Really Don't Want to Cultivate

Wei Xixi accidentally transmigrates to another world and becomes an outer disciple of Star Moon Academy.

He also awakens a System that makes him stronger whenever he slacks off and lies flat.

To enjoy lying flat, Wei Xixi starts doing everything he can to get himself killed!

What?

All he has to do is blow up the Alchemy Elder's workshop to get punished!

He might even be expelled from the academy. Then he could lie flat to his heart's content, right?

So Wei Xixi blows up the Alchemy Elder's workshop!

But... the workshop is destroyed, and he ends up creating the Violet Lotus Spirit Flame. Plan One fails!

What, damaging the Alchemy Stele will get him expelled from the academy on the spot?

So Wei Xixi destroys the Alchemy Stele!

But... the stele is destroyed, and he ends up inheriting the legacy of an Alchemy Grandmaster. Plan Two fails!

Undeterred, Wei Xixi continues with his grand plan to get himself killed...

Many years later, Wei Xixi sits on the headmaster's throne, looking utterly bewildered!

All I wanted was to get expelled from the academy. How did all my antics end with me becoming the headmaster?