Bossy Little Treasure: Daddy, I'll Decide

A little kid pouted and mumbled, “Uncle, I saved your life. Shouldn’t you repay me?” The man replied coolly, “I’ll transfer money to your mommy’s account.” “I don’t want money!” “Then what do you want?” he asked, raising an eyebrow. “I want a daddy!” “…” Would he marry a pretty but useless “vase”? Absurd! Yet one day, not long after, the child looked seriously at the tall, handsome man before him. “You can only choose one of us, me or Mommy. Who do you choose?” As expected, only children get to choose. The man answered nonchalantly, “I’m not choosing you, either way.” And then he ate his words!