The Metaphysics Master Is Here, Everyone Make Way

[Metaphysics + livestreaming + fortune-telling + episodic stories + satisfying read + sweet romance]

Wan Shui, the Female Emperor of Fengdu, got drunk and neglected her duties, tearing two pages out of the Book of a Hundred Ghosts and letting twenty spirits loose in the mortal realm.

Reborn in the body of a small-time internet celebrity with the same name, Wan Shui begins her livestreaming career.

“Master Wan, I gave birth to a jinx! Every curse she uttered has come true!”

Wan Shui: “What did she say?”

“My father would be crippled, my sister would die, and my mother’s corpse would lie exposed for three days... She’s come for me, Master Wan! Save me!”

Wan Shui: “Of all people to mistreat, you had to bully a judge. She’s always had a strong desire for revenge.”

“Master Wan, when will I weigh four hundred pounds? Once I reach the required weight, I can become a permanent resident of Paradise Island!”

Wan Shui: “You certainly will be a permanent resident, the kind who sleeps underground forever.”

“Streamer, streamer, I’m having my first child late in life, and it’s ten babies! Can you bless me?”

“Ma’am... you’re carrying snake fetuses. They’ll reach full term, tear through your body, and kill you.”

“Streamer! I think I’ve been haunted! Lately, I dream every night about my late ex-wife. Does she have some unfinished wish?”

“Why not ask her yourself? She’s right behind you.”