My Disciples Are Terrifyingly Powerful, but I Just Want to Slack Off

My soul ends up in the body of a mighty tribulation-transcending expert whose cultivation has been crippled, but all I want is to slack off. Then the unexpected appearance of an apprenticeship System shatters my beautiful dream… First disciple, Fairy Ziwei: If you cause trouble outside, just don’t tell them I’m your master… Second disciple, Su Wan: If you want dual cultivation, why are you clinging to me? Third disciple, Xiao Yi: Go ahead and practice alchemy, but are you trying to blow up the whole sect with that phenomenon?! … All I want is to slack off. Why can’t any of you just make things easy for me…