I Lay Flat for Three Hundred Years, Then Became Invincible the Moment I Made a Move!

Chen Chang'an, a good-for-nothing, transmigrates into a cultivation world and gets two powerful traits from the start: immortality and invincibility! He has no interest in fighting. All he wants is to lie flat! Eating and drinking every day, listening to music in the pleasure quarter, admiring beautiful women, and living carefree. Anyone who dares provoke him gets blown away with a single punch! But the System begs him to develop his sect. And so, a third-rate sect rises to prominence! What? You’re a peerless genius, famed throughout the ages? Sorry, even the dogs my sect raises have better talent than you. What? Your sect has a sage in residence, and people flock to pay their respects? Come visit my sect sometime and see what it means when sages are everywhere and Great Emperors are worth less than dogs.