I Became a Wicked Farmhouse Mother-in-Law and Grew Fields of Fragrant Fruits

A cultivation prodigy fails to ascend and wakes up as a wicked farmer's wife, a doomed cannon-fodder character destined to die young. What kind of joke is this?

Wei Zhaojun leads her whole family on the run from famine, but her space is so full of supplies that they could never eat it all.

While everyone else on the road is gaunt and sallow, her whole family is plump and rosy-cheeked.

She kicks nasty relatives right out the door, tells her foolish son he can forget about coming home, and welcomes any distinguished guests who show up.

Life and death are no big deal. If someone won't take no for an answer, we'll fight. Even an empress would have to call her Grandma obediently.