The Irreverent Washed-Up Star Is Here, Back Off, All of You!

Reborn as a cannon-fodder female character, Tang Xiaoshao has to make the male lead, Shi Lin, lose thirty affection points toward the original character if she wants to survive.

"The shameless washed-up star is here. This old lady knows how to sell a good sword."

Tang Xiaoshao is absurdly confident as she latches onto Shi Lin and shamelessly takes advantage of him.

But...

No matter how outrageous she gets, Shi Lin's affection score keeps going up!

Tang Xiaoshao, working hard to sell her sword: "..."

Wasn't he supposed to hate her?

Fine. They can all go down together!

When she returns to show business, haters call her a vicious woman. Tang Xiaoshao fires back without hesitation:

"You're such a saint, why don't you go sit on the Le Shan Giant Buddha?"

On a variety show, the director tries to stir up trouble. Tang Xiaoshao smears a poop-covered mop across his face:

"You don't know when to quit, and you make me lose my temper. Now I'll fight fire with fire."

When she takes a role in a new drama and gets accused of buying her way into the cast, Tang Xiaoshao curls her lips into a playful smile:

"That's right. My sugar daddy is at home washing my underwear."

The whole internet: "???"

"..."

Her sugar daddy, Shi Lin, goes from happily washing underwear to doing it with a dark expression.

The whole internet spreads the rumor: "Washed-up star Tang, who's been single since birth, may be selling herself for a career."

That night.

A single Weibo post and two marriage certificates crash the servers of every major platform.

#ShiLin: There's one more person in my family cemetery now. @TangXiaoshao#