The Irreverent Washed-Up Star Is Here, Back Off, All of You!

After transmigrating into a book as a cannon-fodder villainess, Tang Xiaoshao must erase the male lead Shi Lin’s 30 affection points for the original villainess if she wants to survive.

“Your favorite washed-up nobody is here. I’ll serve up my own brand of shamelessness.”

Full of confidence, Tang Xiaoshao grabs onto Shi Lin and relentlessly milks him for all he’s worth.

But then

No matter how outrageous she gets, Shi Lin’s affection score keeps going up!

Tang Xiaoshao, who’s been trying so hard to provoke him: “…”

What happened to him hating me?

Fine, let’s go down together!

When she returns to showbiz, haters call her evil, and Tang Xiaoshao fires back without hesitation:

“You’re such a saint, why don’t you go sit on the Leshan Giant Buddha?”

On a variety show, the director tries to stir up trouble, so Tang Xiaoshao smears a poop-covered mop in his face:

“You asked for it. You made me lose my temper, so now it’s an eye for an eye!”

When she’s cast in a new drama and accused of buying her way into the production, Tang Xiaoshao curls her lips in amusement:

“That’s right. My sugar daddy’s at home washing my underwear.”

The whole internet: “???”

“…”

Her sugar daddy, Shi Lin, goes from happily washing underwear to scowling as he washes underwear.

The internet goes wild with rumors that Tang, a washed-up nobody who’s been single her whole life, is selling herself for acting roles.

That night.

One post and two marriage certificates crash the servers of every major platform.

#Shi Lin: There’s one more person in my family now @Tang Xiaoshao#