Lost in the Kingdom of Women

[Absurd Humor] [No Shame] [Every Cliche]

Thanks for asking. I'm in the Kingdom of Women, just got out of the palace, and finally have a moment to talk.

I'm currently the Imperial Consort of the Kingdom of Women, which is to say, the First Husband of the Kingdom and the Empress's husband.

I make guest appearances as a grand secretary of the cabinet, a minister of various departments, a commander, and other officials, while working on reforms in the Kingdom of Women.

I don't earn much, just tens of thousands a day.

I'm not doing too badly, either: I'm The Outcast, second only to one and above the masses.

Don't envy me. I've traded my life for all of it.

My work contacts include a female boss with a split personality, a shy and seductive female chancellor, a female general with violent tendencies, and the Grand Princess, who suffers from severe dependency issues.

I spend my days walking the line between life and death. My circle is tiny, everyone knows everyone, and getting caught in a compromising situation is an everyday occurrence.

That's enough for now. The Second Princess wants to discuss poetry with me tonight. Time is short and the task is urgent, so I'm off.

Talk later.