Three Royal Consorts, One Big Show

Yin Li, the current Crown Princess of Great Zhou, welcomes three consorts into the Eastern Palace in a single day. By nightfall, the question of which one to share her bridal chamber with becomes a problem. Shyly, she goes to the eldest consort's room, but before she can say a word, he stabs her straight through the heart... She narrowly escapes death and manages to cling to life! ... What a miserable fate! Ten days later, she stumbles drunkenly to the second consort's room. The moment she steps inside, he kicks her right back out the door... She lands flat on her face, utterly humiliated! ... How tragic! At last, furious, she heads to the third consort's room. There she sees the legendary most beautiful man under heaven. Her heart flutters, and she tries to flirt with him... but a chilly sword is laid against her throat! ... How pitiful! The tormented Crown Princess leaps about and pounds her chest in despair, shedding tears in the wind. "Did I bring three consorts into the palace to serve me? I clearly invited three lords here to torment me day after day!"