Now That I Control the Earth, Why Would I Still Be a Doormat?

都掌控地球了，谁还当舔狗啊？

by Dreams Are for Fools (痴人不做梦)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.5M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Qimao

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Last checked 2d ago

Translated by GPT-6 Luna

Synopsis

After transmigrating, Tang Song discovered that this world actually had bugs?

Bugs could be used to turn everything around.

Scored 256 on the college entrance exam? Reverse it! 652 points.

Tone-deaf? Reverse it! He dazzles the entire crowd at a superstar's concert.

The campus belle girlfriend cheats on me? Reverse it! I gain a campus belle who follows me around like a lovesick puppy.

Little did he know, these bugs were only the beginning. As Tang Song grew more adept at exploiting them, he discovered even more bugs in the world.

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