My Wife's Word Is Law: The Emperor's Love Knows No Bounds

Woman, you think you can run? You’re wanted worldwide! Tearing the missing-wife notice off a telephone pole, she asks, “What gives you the right to put me on a wanted list?” “You caused a death, and now you want to hide from me?” “A death? No way. I’m innocent. I can’t even watch someone kill a chicken.” He points behind her, at the little bun with a face just like his. Dude, that’s a person, not a death! “Dad, you’re not much of a heartthrob. Mommy never even wanted to have a baby with you,” the little bun says disdainfully. Ten months later, in the hospital delivery room, the little bun looks at his wrinkly baby sister in the crib and says glumly, “I guess the rumors were true. Mommy really did have a baby with a heartthrob…” Two years later, the little monkey sister has grown into a pretty little girl, and her big brother has become a doting sister-complex. “Mommy, Mommy, your tummy looks a little big. Are you having another fairy sister?” After eating too much late-night food, she feels bloated. With a dark look on her face, she raps her son on the head. “I’ve heard of in-laws pressuring couples to have children, but never a son like you pressuring his mother!”