Xuanhuan: I Am Invincible in This World

Li Sanqian always thought he was an ordinary person. Every day, he farmed, herded cattle, fed pigs, and walked the dogs. In his spare time, he practiced calligraphy and painting. His life was peaceful but dull, and he always longed to become a true immortal cultivator. Little did he know that the dog he raised had long since conquered the myriad heavens, welcomed as an honored guest by the great sacred lands. His ox could suppress forbidden lands with a single breath, leaving emperors and demon sovereigns feeling inferior and gods and demons trembling in fear. One yawn from his pig could shatter the heavens and destroy the ten directions of the world. Even a casual painting of his contained the supreme Dao and the ultimate truths. Every character in his calligraphy was a rule of heaven and earth, the order of the world.…