The Crippled King Loves to Pet: the Dandy Little Devil Concubine

Crazy and cool version: Damn it, once I traveled through time, I turned into a trashy, stupid girl. Not to mention, I also saw the R-rated status of my fiancé and my cousin. How bad is that? Answer: First destroy the scumbag man, then knock out the teeth of the scumbag girl! Normal version: Murong Jiu, the young leader of the modern ancient martial arts world, is usually venomous and sometimes funny, but he had no choice but to travel through time and become the stupid Miss Jiu who was born to be a waste. The biological father doesn't love her, the scumbag man is too bad, the scumbag girl is too bitch, what's wrong with her? Murong Jiu laughed and replied: One slap will kill him, one slap will kill him, two slaps will kill him! Baai version: Bu Juanhuan, the crippled king of Dongyi Kingdom, had a humble biological mother. He was not favored when he was young and was named the crippled king. However, he was extremely talented since he was a child. When he grew up, he became a strong man. Even the emperor had to be afraid of him. But, this guy is so stupid that he fell in love with someone even more stupid. When these two idiots bump into each other, they often hit each other again and again! One day, a subordinate came to report: Your Majesty, the future princess has injured someone again, this time it is the young Marquis of the Anping Marquis Mansion. A certain man asked: Are you dead? Subordinate: No, I still have one breath. A certain man raised his eyelids: Then let him not even breathe. (Ahem, the introduction is incompetent, please watch it first before falling into the trap.)