Bleach: Heretic

The simplest introduction:

A human finds himself in the world of Bleach.

"A real man's romance is a punch that lands with a thud!"

The passionate version:

Even against a million foes, I will charge ahead. With a human body, I will face the edge of a Zanpakuto head-on.

Watch as this human, human from head to toe, climbs step by step to the top!

The parody version (lol):

"I don't care who you are. When you see me, you call me Big Bro!"

"If you don't like it, I'll make you all go bald!"

P.S. This is the Mandarin-dubbed version of Bleach. Please don't get hung up on the language.