LOL: You Call This a Bastard?

Mo Bai travels through the League of Legends S7 season. Become a down-and-out retired professional player. At only 22 years old, he became famous in the canyon. Just because he hit the road on time for 2 and a half minutes, went shopping for 10 minutes, guarded the high ground for 15 minutes, and tortured his teammates with a "no" surrender point at 20 minutes. Named "Canyon Chaos"! Everyone is afraid of it and keeps away from it. Until the top of the canyon opens. [Ding, it is detected that the enemy has Korean aid Donib and lpl beauty commentator Rita, the 'bastard selection system' is activated] [Option 1: Turn a blind eye and continue to mess around, and be rewarded with the title of trash] [Choice 2: Please the public screen, and be rewarded with a copy of "300 Million Fancy Dog Licking Techniques Book"] [Choice 3: Catch Rita crying, reward the best passive skills - god-level consciousness, god-level hand speed] Mo Bai looked confused: "You call this a multiple-choice question?" Soon after. On the podium of S7 Global Finals champion EDG, facing the compliments of host Yu Shuang, Mo Bai looked serious: "No, these are all operations that a bastard should do, as long as you have the skills!" Faker's mouth twitched when he heard this: "You call this a bastard? Then who am I!" …