My Divine Pet Keeps Giving Me Cheats

The greatest cheat in all the ages and across the eight wastelands! A supreme law reaching through three layers of worlds! Three years ago, three beings fell from the sky. The King of Qin of the Western Ridge obtained one and swept across the Six Kingdoms, uniting the Western Ridge. Wu Zhao of the Great Zhou in the Southern Wasteland obtained one, dominating the nineteen sects of the Southern Wasteland and rising to the top. Sun Changming also obtained one. Three years passed, and he achieved nothing. Nothing changed. But he soon discovered that the little mud loach he'd picked up three years ago was actually the greatest cheat in the world. And once it starts cheating, it never lets up! The title I originally wanted to use: My Second Child Is a Colossal Beast.