The Prince from the Great Song Dynasty

“I’m your husband from a thousand years ago. Come on, light this candle. I’m hungry!” Looking at the ancient man by my bed, smiling faintly with a face as radiant as the moon, I thought I’d seen a ghost! That’s right, I had, and a lecherous one at that! He slipped into my bathtub while I was taking a bath... He sneaked a kiss when I wasn’t looking... And every so often, he reminded me that it was time for our wedding night! “Ah Yue, give me another kiss.” In the blink of an eye, he had me pinned against the wall again. A ghostly hand pressed against the back of my head. His body burned with heat, and his voice dropped low. “Don’t move around. Something might happen.” Damn it! Lecherous prince, could you please behave yourself?