I Own a Courier Agency Between Heaven and Earth

Chu Fengxian acquires an ancient Heaven and Earth Escort Agency. Powerful beings from the nine heavens and ten worlds, gods and Buddhas, immortals and demons, ghosts and monsters, all want its protection.

Creation Immortal King: I have too many enemies and want to go into seclusion for three thousand years. I ask the Heaven and Earth Escort Agency to protect me. My payment will be ten bottles of Creation Immortal Pills.

Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden: Too many bandits covet my peerless beauty. To prevent any mishaps, I want to live with the owner of the Heaven and Earth Escort Agency!

Primordial Ancestor Dragon: Too many evildoers from the myriad worlds want to hunt me for my Ancestral Dragon blood. I ask the Heaven and Earth Escort Agency to protect me. My payment will be ten thousand years of life!

But none of that matters. Because the Heaven and Earth Escort Agency's past owners ran it so poorly that it has been operating at a loss for years, all its experts have left home to make a living elsewhere. Li Fengxian is now nothing but a commander with no troops!