Cultivate Immortality, Not Sleaziness. What Kind of Nonsense Is That?

Liu Xiu transmigrates to a world of cultivation.

On the day the sect tested everyone's spiritual roots, who could have guessed his would be even worse than an ordinary person's? He wasn't even fit to be an outer sect disciple.

Meanwhile, the servant's child who had come with him became an inner sect disciple.

He thought he'd have no choice but to spend this life as a miserable mortal. Unexpectedly, he awakened the Sword Immortal System.

[Urge-to-Pee Sword Technique] It makes enemies lose the will to fight and gives them an urgent need to use the bathroom. The harder you swing your sword, the more desperate they become. No one can avoid losing control under this strike.

[Clothes-Bursting Sword Technique] Every swing of your sword can make your enemy's clothes burst apart, including their top, bottoms, underwear, and outerwear. The faster you swing, the faster their clothes come off.

To cultivate immortality, Liu Xiu practiced his swordsmanship relentlessly. And so he embarked on the path of a despicable Sword Immortal, one whom people hated so much their teeth ground, yet whom they could do nothing about.

Long afterward, the entire cultivation world knew Liu Xiu's name. His peerless swordsmanship was so masterful that everyone who saw it was terrified. It could only be called the strongest sword in shit history.

Liu Xiu was fond of repeating his catchphrase: "When it comes to swordplay, who can outdo me in shamelessness?"