I Can't Cultivate, but All My Disciples Are Masters!

Lin Li can't cultivate and is trapped in a perilous place crawling with monster beasts.

One day, three years later, an injured man falls from the sky.

Lin Li: "A cultivator? I need to trick him into taking me out of here."

Bu Junming: "You must be a hidden master! Please take me as your disciple!"

Lin Li: ( )?

Is this guy an idiot? I might as well make up a cultivation technique to fob him off.

"Master, I've learned it!"

"Oh, you've learned... what... you've learned it?"