
Everyone's in the Doghouse, and the Big Shots All Want Me to Themselves
全员火葬场,大佬们都想独占我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 360k Words
- Genre
- Fantastical Romance
- Subgenre
- Eastern Fantasy Xianxia
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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174Chapters
20kPopularity
977Readers
8.0Score
192Must-read votes
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Reading Guide for "Everyone's in a Crematorium, All the Big Shots Want Me Alone" 🎀 This book is a collection of short stories, making it quick and easy to read. The plot is full of twists and turns, with no unnecessary dialogue. Each chapter sets the stage for what follows, creating a tense and exciting atmosphere.
Nice! I really love these Mary Sue stories with universally adored characters. The female lead isn't abused, and there are so many male leads, I love them all! Each one is very unique. But my favorite character to start with was Rong Qi, and now I'm rooting for Luan Mo. After all, that child had a very difficult childhood. Of course, only children make choices; adults want it all.
Come on, tell me what I'm averse to. The character development is mediocre; the characters are purely love-struck and lack intelligence, and each character has no distinct traits or personality. They all act like cute, big dogs in front of the female lead. To put it specifically: the aloof persona isn't aloof, and the ruthless persona isn't ruthless. The rest of the plot is pretty good; it's worth watching when you're bored.
I was worried from the comments that it was a Mary Sue story and might be mindless, but after reading half of it... This Mary Sue is so enjoyable! It's just a shame the extra chapters don't include the other two male leads. •᷄ࡇ•᷅
It's just a bit short, and the ending felt rushed.
Not bad
Unsatisfied
It's definitely a Mary Sue story, but I can't help but love watching it, and the ending was pretty good too.
Many typos
It's good, watch it patiently, it's really good, a happy ending!