I Have a Dozen of Them in the Three Kingdoms

Early quotes: Liu Qi: Sorry, I, Liu Qi, am back from the dead again. Those dear friends who occupy my Jingzhou, please get out of here! Who dares to stretch out his paw and chop up the wine again! Liu Bei cried: I have no place to stand! Kong Ming, how can I control Jingzhou without affecting my reputation as a virtuous person? Cao Cao was furious: I want to unify the Central Plains, but if Liu Qi dares to block the carriage with his arms, he will die without a burial place! Sun Quan was indignant: Jingxiang is my forbidden wife. I finally got rid of you and Cao Cao. Why don't you die? Mid-term quotes: Liu Bei: Dear nephew, you and I are both members of the Han clan, why don't we join hands to help the country? Liu Qi: Bah! Sun Quan: Dear brother, how about I betroth Shang Xiang to you, and you and I can get married and conquer this great country together? Liu Qi: Bah! Cao Cao: Liu Qi, I will grant you the title of king with a different surname, and Jingzhou will let you inherit the throne and ignore the throne. Why don't you interfere with my taking over the world? Liu Qi: Bah bah bah! Later quotes: Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao: This guy is a monster!