The Adorable Princess Is Three Years Old

[Ancient-style writing contest entry] After finding her father, the adorable Huangfu Xi, a little girl who can talk to animals and imitate them remarkably well, embarks on a life surrounded by cute pets. Seventh Prince Huangfu Lang: “Whatever Xi Xi likes, I’ll find it for you, sweetheart.” Her older brother Huangfu Yijie: “Anyone who dares bully my sister will have the scholars of the whole country tear him to shreds. He’ll be remembered for his infamy for generations!” Her cousin Nangong Hanyu: “Xi Xi, come home with me. I’ll summon all the handsome young men in the city to wait on you.” Her first adoptive father, the arrogant one: “Let go of my daughter, or I’ll have everyone in the greatest sect under heaven flatten your residence.” Her second adoptive father, Li Yuan: “Sweetheart, I’ll take you to play at the military camp. You’ll be their little general from now on.” Imperial Preceptor Qin Jin: “All of you, step aside. She’s mine.” Everyone: “Children should stay out of this.” Qin Jin: “…”