How to Prove I'm Not a Character in a Book

With a single path, I shatter the cosmos. There will be no more characters from books in this world! You want me to cripple my Dao body and destroy my divine pill? I, Tian Pochen, refuse to follow your script! I make my own Dao, I make my own principles. I decide how to live my life: if I want to slack off, I slack off; if I want to strive, I strive! No one can control me. I am my own god! Shocking: a transmigrated protagonist does no proper work and writes steamy novels instead???? Heh heh, I was just in the mood...