The Most Deceitful Taoist Priest in History

What? Master, are you kidding me? It's okay to let me go down the mountain to practice. What kind of wife do you want me to find? Aren't we not allowed to get married? Okay, okay! In order to find a wife, I became the most deceitful little Taoist priest... As the saying goes, there is yin and yang in the world. In this world, if you don't believe something, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And I have experienced too many weird things in my life, such as the old lady holding the soles of her shoes, and ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night! … ... The son is silent, strange power confuses the gods... The sky, the earth, the earth, the thunder, the wind,... Listen to the energy of the eight winds to guide all things... Are you trustworthy? When a person dies, the lamp will not go out, but the skin will be mended for a hundred years and he will remain breathless. There are loaches in the paddy fields as big as snakes and pythons that swallow the moon and eat people. Inviting the gods to cause disaster, the skin and bones have been replaced, but no human suffering can be seen... There are ancient tombs that have lasted for thousands of years, but there are no bones in the coffins. There are hungry ghosts who want to wear human skin, and good people who want to turn into evil ghosts. In the ruins of Kunlun, there is a corpse that has lived for thousands of years... Remember... Zi is silent...