Great Tang: The Lie-Flat Prince Whose Thoughts Li Er Could Hear

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, he becomes the prince Li You.

Once his Daily Good Deeds Sign-in System activates, he can get good stuff just by helping old ladies cross the street every day, so he instantly decides to stop striving.

But just as he has chosen to lie flat and become a lazy loafer, Li Er happens to hear his inner thoughts.

“The treasury is empty these days. We really have no money! We’ll have to borrow some from the great clans.”

[Heh! Whenever you run out of money, you know how to borrow. Are these great clans a bunch of philanthropists who’ll let you borrow without paying them back?]

“Disaster! Luo Yi, the Prince of Youzhou, has rebelled!”

[There’s no need to panic. Luo Yi’s rebellion won’t reach Chang’an. Just ignore him. He’ll die on his own along the way!]

“I really have raised a fine bunch of sons!”

[What’s so fine about them? One’s a gay man, and one’s a fatso.]

“My daughters are pretty good, too!”

[Heh, a walking cuckold-maker, you mean!]

Li Er: Enough! Can’t you just say what you mean?