Live-Streamed Treasure Appraisal: Friend, You’re Really in for It!

“My friend, that pickle jar of yours seems to have three soul rings!”

“My friend, that brass artifact unearthed last week is really quite eye-catching!”

“My friend, I’ll be honest with you, what you’ve got there could land you in prison!”

“Your next three generations probably won’t have to worry about food or clothing. They’ll all be serving the country!”

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As Chu Feng livestreamed his treasure appraisals and spouted one outrageous line after another, everyone watching was left utterly bewildered.

“Good grief, he really does just open his mouth and make it up as he goes!”

“Master Chu, you just swung your Green Dragon Crescent Blade and gave me the deal of a lifetime!”

“Master Chu, could you take a look at this Tang Dynasty Ultraman and tell me what it’s worth?”