The Multiverse Matchmaking Group

My phone told me to go on a blind date, and from then on, my life changed. Want to scan an antique? Scan it. Want martial arts? Scan them. Want a beauty? Scan her. Bian Que, Xu Zhu, and Wang Xizhi are all my bros. Winning over the beauty Xi Shi is as easy as reaching out my hand. The Lingbo Steps let me soar through the heavens and plunge into the earth. What, the Fairy Chang'e is chasing after me and begging to marry me too? Don't ask why I'm so awesome. My whole life, I've relied on living wild.