Football: My Maxed-Out Dribbling Has Messi and Ronaldo Drooling

Jin Dafeng was selected by the Dragon Nation Football Association for Schalke 04's youth academy. His three-month trial was almost over, and he was about to be cut when he unexpectedly awakened the Peerless Football System.

He then began his professional career in the Bundesliga, and from that moment on, world football had a monstrous genius on its hands!

He could charge through the opposing penalty area like Ronaldo and finish with a thunderous shot!

He could also play like Messi, quick and nimble, using his impossibly slick dribbling to weave past the entire defensive line and calmly put the ball in the net!

Or he could pull off lightning-fast counterattacks like Real Madrid's Ronaldo, working with his teammates to break through the opposition's defense.

In a word, Jin Dafeng was a freak of nature in football. His performances were fresh and thrilling, leaving everyone utterly captivated.

The Germans soon came calling, desperately urging Jin Dafeng to join their national team, but he politely declined.

The Chinese national team seized the opportunity and sent all its top officials to visit Jin Dafeng in person.

"Dafeng! Please, come join the national team! Getting us into the World Cup is all on you!"

Jin Dafeng smiled faintly. "I can lead the Village Super League to the World Cup. As for you, go find somewhere else to cool off!"