Reborn as an Evil God's Statue

Yu Yi looked down at the black-robed figures kneeling before him and let out a long sigh toward the heavens:

When other people transmigrate, they're either geniuses who dominate everyone with cheat-like abilities, or good-for-nothings who are reborn and get to enjoy face-slapping everyone.

Why am I the only one who's so unlucky, reborn as a statue that can't move?

And why do I have to spend every day facing a bunch of fanatical cultists praying to me?

I must have been cursed with eight lifetimes of bad luck.

You uneducated cultists, all you think about is destroying the world. Let this handsome young man use the core values of our great Celestial Empire to reform you...