I Opened a Bank in the Great Ming

[Debtor: Zhu Yuanzhang. Owes Ye Financial 5 million taels of silver, at 500% annual interest!]

[Debtor: Xu Da. Owes Ye Financial 2 million taels of silver, at 400% annual interest!]

[Debtor: Chang Yuchun. Owes Ye Financial 100,000 taels of silver, at 700% daily interest!]

[Debtor: Liu Bowen. Owes Ye Financial 5,000 taels of silver, at 300% daily interest!]

The Ming Dynasty is founded, and the entire nation celebrates.

As Zhu Yuanzhang and his ministers celebrate, Ye Yun tosses a thick stack of IOUs in front of them and spits out two words: "Pay up!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Young Master Ye, the Ming Dynasty has only just been established. We have so much to do. Could you give us a little more time?"

Ye Yun: "You deadbeat, you've owed me for ten years! Pay up now, or I'll seize your Forbidden City..."