I Pulled a Maxed-Out Ganyu in a Ten-Pull, Then Dropped Dead on Stream

[Livestreaming + comedy + memes + System + ultimate luck + everyone else spends money, I spend my life]

Wu Xing is a top-tier unlucky game streamer, the kind who can't even get a guaranteed drop.

Ever since he bonded with the Lucky Star System, every single pull is a miracle. Legendary gold-tier characters come pouring in, and the whole internet goes wild.

“Can't get one of those 9.9-yuan iPhones from Pinduoduo? Leave it to this streamer! How many do you want? Want me to buy them all for you?”

“There's no way I'm letting you fail to pull Ganyu. Let me handle it! I'll get her to full constellation for you!”

“Don't worry, follow my lead and bet on this year's World Cup. Back the Chinese national team with me! We'll make a fortune!”

But behind the camera, Wu Xing prays to every god he can think of each day, just to squeeze out a little more time. All this luck is eating away at his lifespan.

“System, please take back my luck! I just want one more hour!”