I’m the River God of the Primordial World, and Writing Diaries Makes Me Stronger

Huaguo Mountain, Eastern Victorious Divine Continent. “Young monkey, did you drop this golden cudgel, this silver cudgel, or this iron stick?” “I dropped the iron stick in the first place!” … Heaven, the Celestial River. “Young Nezha, did you drop this golden Wind-Fire Wheel, this silver Wind-Fire Wheel, or this broken wheel that’s burned out?” “Boohoo! Give me back my Wind-Fire Wheels!” … Chang’an River, Eastern Tang. “Young man... ahem, short and ugly fellow, did you drop this golden man, this silver man, or this man in the top scholar’s robe who’s screaming for help?” “You’ve ruined my plans!” (This synopsis is short and weak. Please read the main story!)