I Really Don't Want to Be a Saint!

It is he who benefits the common people, benefits all people, and saves all living beings from water and fire during natural disasters. It was he who stepped forward to turn the tide when the country was in crisis and drove back millions of troops in one fell swoop. It was he who educated all sentient beings, opened schools and established sects, and taught the world what great love is. … That's a fart. Mo Yu wiped the grease from the corner of his mouth and waved the grilled chicken wings in his hand. These guys were all forced, okay?