Super Bad Luck System

Since the Broom Star System was established, diaosi Zhang Yang has embarked on a road of publicity that embraces people from left to right and travels across the city. What? Is someone looking for trouble? Feel free to come! Whoever messes with me will suffer misfortune! Don't you believe it? Hey, be careful when walking, not only pies fall from the sky, but also urinals! And you, why are you running? It's easy to get cramps when you run fast! Oh, yes, buddy, please be careful, diarrhea can also kill someone!