The Demon Consort Is Fierce: Your Majesty, Your Life Is on the Line

“Your Majesty, the emperor has been taken away by Consort Xu from the Xiahe Garden.” The woman snorts. “Have someone deliver him a bowl of miscarriage-inducing soup on my behalf.” “Your Majesty, the emperor is in the Jinxiu Palace listening to Noble Consort Li play music.” A smile touches the corner of her eyes. “Go fetch the youngest and most flirtatious male dancer in the palace. I want to dance pressed up against him.” “Your Majesty, the emperor is spending the night in the empress's Fengqi Palace.” The woman flops onto the bed. “Guards, bring me a few guards. I want to keep male favorites!” “Your Majesty, the emperor...” The woman abruptly cuts the messenger off, grabs her sword, and charges outside. “I'm going to kill the emperor! Then we'll see how he likes causing trouble!” Everyone faints. With a mad consort like this, the emperor is truly pitiful. The emperor hides nearby, chuckling. “You don't understand the way my beloved consort and I have fun.” Everyone faints again...