My Lord, This Cat Won't Cling to You

She is a descendant of the Meow Emperor, revered as a god in Egypt, and dreams of ruling the world and smacking the dog people. But her human servant feeds her until she's fat as a pig, and when she leaps, her round body plummets from the thirty-sixth floor...

Cats have nine lives. When she opens her eyes again, what the heck, she's become a foolish human! And a male human has bullied her, too!

She won't stand for being a pushover! Her personality changes completely, and she trounces scumbags and scheming women, thriving every step of the way. Only, it seems she's fallen for that human servant.

After all their trials and tribulations, on the day he ascends the throne, he takes her paw and says, “I offer the world's dried fish as my betrothal gift...”

The cat puts her paws on her hips smugly: “What's dried fish to me? You're mine, too!”