On Our Divorce Day, My Ex-Husband and I Reveal Our Secret Identities, Bringing the Internet to a Standstill

After two years of secretly married life, Lu Zhao finally got her hands on the divorce papers. She was just about to happily leave show business and become a beautiful, carefree rich woman who never had to worry about money. Then her family went bankrupt! She could only roll up her sleeves and earn money through tears, paying off debts and supporting her father! As a universally hated blight on the entertainment industry, she got bashed online for even taking a sip of water. One of the singers under her label released an album. Netizens: Ptooey! The album cover plagiarizes Third Young Master's style. Third Young Master, a top-tier star in photography, personally clarified: I took the photo for that cover. Got a problem with that? She wrote a screenplay and was accused of copying trends to chase clout. Netizens: A leopard can't change its spots. Shameless! An award-winning screenwriter posted proof: I helped polish the screenplay, before it started following trends. She walked the red carpet in a couture gown. Netizens: That's a knockoff. I'm gonna puke! The world's leading designer: I designed that gown for her myself. Reporter: Ms. Lu, what is your relationship with these esteemed teachers? Lu Zhao smiled awkwardly but politely. They're all secret identities of my ex-husband. Do you think I'd tell them? Her ex-husband, a man with three personalities, watched her become more and more famous. Kneeling on a durian, his eyes reddened. I'll give you my money, my heart, and my life too. Honey, can we get remarried?