Myriad Worlds Auction House

No money, no house, no car, no status, no girlfriend. So what?

As long as you still have a dream, you'll eventually go from having nothing to having everything!

My success, Ma Liang's, is all thanks to keeping my feet on the ground and working hard. It has nothing to do with the Auction House of All Heavens!

Okay, I can't keep this up. I went from a poor kid everyone looked down on to a top-level tycoon thanks entirely to the Auction House of All Heavens, which I got by accident.

Me: I'm auctioning off a pack of Weilong spicy strips. No starting bid.

Taishang Laojun: I'll offer a Rejuvenation Pill!

Nezha: I'll offer a two-foot length of Red Armillary Sash!

Sun Wukong: All of you, get out of my way! I'll offer three hairs from my body. Each one can turn into three thousand monkey soldiers when it touches the ground!

These immortals are such fools with more money than sense. I sigh, then take my private jet to a nightclub.