Quick Transmigration: Madam, Why Are You Dead Again?

Xia Ling is a happy, dirt-poor assassin. On her birthday, she has the misfortune of encountering a System that's on its last legs. 【Congratulations, Host! You've drawn a golden finger: Eat, sleep, and beat up Dou Dou】 【Congratulations, Host! You're about to die. Save yourself!】 【Congratulations, Host! Due to a space-time discrepancy, your completion score and favorability have both been reset to zero】 【Warning! Warning! Host, help! Someone is trying to steal the System!】 Xia Ling figures she must have done too many bad things to end up with such an unlucky System and so many ridiculous plot twists! But why does the male lead in every world look more and more familiar? Xia Ling: System, have I met this guy somewhere before? 【No, Host. You're going to die. You haven't】 Xia Ling: ... About this story: 1. The female lead is no good person. 2. The male leads are no good people either. 3. The System is a complete idiot.