
I Refuse to Be the Village Guardian Who Takes the Blame, Yet I Specialize in Curing the World's Evil Spirits
不做挡灾守村人,却专治世间邪祟
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 110k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Spiritual Qi Revival
- Updated
- 1d ago
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46Chapters
2.8kPopularity
1.1kReaders
8.6Score
71Must-read votes
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It's satisfying without being cheap, highly recommended! There's no crushing victory; instead, the protagonist uses brains, connections, and magic to overcome challenges, making it both enjoyable and realistic. It's much more sophisticated than those purely overpowered wish-fulfillment novels.
The concept of the "village guardian" is increasingly heartbreaking: born with five deficiencies and three shortcomings, they bear the brunt of evil spirits for the entire village; the credit for peace goes to the ancestors and mountain gods, but if trouble comes, the village guardian will pay with their life. After reading this, all I can say is: this isn't village guardianship, this is the village's shared scapegoat and human punching bag—truly a tragic figure beyond measure.
While pulling out his hempen clothes and magic shoes to sleep, he stubbornly shouted, "Believe in science, break superstition! Boss, you've even taken out that lightning-struck peach wood demon-subduing pet, and you're still talking to me about materialism?"
The main character is so adorable—a former patient in a mental hospital, he's witty, ruthless, and has a knack for roasting elders; he's the kind of "sober human being" you can't help but want to offer him a cigarette.
The jokes were so unexpected and absurd—they just finished fighting the water ghost and then suddenly started eating wild pheasants and got acute gastroenteritis; after fighting the underworld messengers, they even made a joke about Fish Leong... I laughed so hard my bed almost collapsed.