The System Forces Me to Die, So I Play It Safe and Become Invincible

The original owner had once been a celestial beauty, a rare mutated lightning cultivator and the leading figure among the younger generation in the northern lands.

But when he was eighteen, he was ambushed by three Core Formation demons while saving his younger brother. His spiritual meridians were shattered, and his path to immortality was cut off.

His parents thought he had disgraced the prince's residence. The servants walked all over him, and even the younger brother he had risked his life to save humiliated him at every turn. Then the boy set his sights on his fiancée and forced him to break off their engagement.

Chen Mo transmigrated into this world at that very moment, activating the "Life Choice Mystery Box System."

As long as he followed the choices, he could open a mystery box and claim a reward!

[Host, please choose]

[One: Kneel and apologize, and agree to break off the engagement.]

[Two: Turn and leave, and go wherever the world takes you.]

"Do I even need to choose?"

"My choice is..."

When the mystery box opened, he fell silent.

Foxtail grass, an unyielding erection, a ninth-rank spirit weapon, and even an immortal pill! Of all things, he had drawn the one he needed least.

Wait!

How had the story turned out completely different from what he had imagined?

All he wanted was to be a wastrel, eating his fill and waiting to die.

So how had the whole world come to move at his command?

(This is a lighthearted, fun story. The protagonist only wants to lie flat and keep a low profile, but the whole world refuses to let him.)